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Passing a mirror, I quickly learned I wasn't as successful as I thought about beating my cold. I gasped at the reflection and understood immediately why there was no goodbye kiss — my nose was completely crusted over with snot!

I was escorted to the elevator and taken to the executive floor. We had a very intense —though short-lived — romance; a life relationship condensed into the best parts!

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Oh, and I was ten minutes late to meet my brother — he was pissed. I saw a handsome guy at karaoke the first night and we chatted for a few minutes. I recognized your voice.


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Our families went to dinner together on Christmas evening and he performed the Ike Turner portion of 'Proud Mary' — with my mom! On our last night, we stayed up all evening, cuddling in a lounge chair on the lido deck until we had to return to our rooms to pack. My sister bolted from her bed and yelled, 'Where have you been? I thought you got thrown overboard! It was so sexy!

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And it one of the best nights of sex I ever had. Personal Space is Bravo's home for all things "relationships," from romance to friendships to family to co-workers. Ready for a commitment? Then Like us on Facebook to stay connected to our daily updates. Skip to main content. Seriously, I can't make this up. Clearly, he found this really funny.

I never did see that girl again. Don't really know if this qualifies as a Hook up Heroes story but it is interesting. The week was awesome and never had more fun in my life. It was our last night there.

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One had a huge rack and the other had a freakishly large ass. Over the course of the week we had seen no lie probably 4 different black dudes walk out of their hotel room in the morning and quite a few others come back with them from the beach. His heart was set on banging anything with a pulse. He proceeded to get her in bed after 3 solid hours of drunken retarded game. But they left the door open to the hotel room.

Inside it was a camera, 10 dollars, and a phone. I snatched all three and we left. Thirteen different dudes in a week!! As well he should be. I texted him a few more graphic details of the revolving door her room was and left it at that. Click below to read the rest of this week's stories! I had a girlfriend for all of 8th grade and she went to a summer camp as soon as school ended. About two weeks into summer I receive a letter in the mail from her camp address.

At this point in our lives we have probably gotten drunk one or two times but I was pissed about this letter so I told one of the girls who had a chill mom to buy us some alcohol. We ended up having a thirty of Budweiser and a bottle of Absolute vodka. After about an hour of drinking, we all head to the hot tub.

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My two bros and I are sitting on different sides of the tub, each of us with a girl on our lap. Within minutes we are making out with these girls. If you are mid-hook-up and the sex is so bomb that you can practically hear '70s porno music in the distance, then congrats: Fortunately for you, I have some pretty lucky friends and acquaintances. After listening to some entertaining stories shared by some people I know, I had to chronicle some of them for the internet's entertainment. Stories like this are just too damn good to go unshared with the masses.

So, here are some of the most awe-inspiring, applaud worthy, epic af hook up stories that have ever graced my ears. I hope they inspire you to take some chances and have so pretty epic hook ups yourself. As we're waiting to be seated, I notice that girls are swimming around in the tank with full on mermaid tales. Okay cool, so dinner and a show, right? And these girls are no joke; they're like swimming around for really extended periods of time without coming up for air. Plus it helped that they were all smoking hot. And I imagine it's tough to be hot when you're swimming underwater with your eyes open.

We finish our meal, and the parents head back to the hotel while my cousins and I all went out. So we're at this bar a few hours later and behold, two of those mermaid girls walks in. My cousin and I have to spit some game at them because they're fucking mermaids. We crack some Little Mermaid jokes, laugh about how amazing it was they were walking on land. Somehow convince them to come over to our booth. Our girl cousins are totally gushing over how fantastic their job is all the while the brown-haired mermaid is clearly feeling me.

We start taking shots and dancing, and the brunette mermaid and I start making out. A little while later the club began to empty out, so we decided to go back to our hotel.

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We had a separate room from our parents with a hot tub on the balcony, so we head out there for a while. The mermaid chicks get in the hot tub in their underwear no big deal , and gradually our girl cousins got the cue to leave us alone. My cousin and the other mermaid go inside while brunette-mermaid and I started hooking up. Out of nowhere, this chick decides to go down on me completely submerged in the hot tub.

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And that's where her mermaid training came in. I swear that girl was underwater for at least two minutes before she came up to breathe. This easily went on for about 15 minutes before I couldn't handle it anymore. Keeping with the aquatic theme, we banged again in the shower before we finally went to bed around 5 am.

She left without a trace in the morning, which inclines me to believe she was a literal mermaid.

A head popped out from behind the plastic wrapped mattress and apologized profusely for blocking the stairs. She was probably in her late thirties to early forties and looked like one of those Hollywood actresses that barely age, but do so very well. I - being a total gentleman - asked if she needed any help.

She quickly accepted, and I helped her move the thing up to her new apartment. She grabbed a couple of beers from her fridge, and we both sat down on the mattress in front of the AC.